FROM THE NORTH SHORE

“Juan-Ted” & The AMAZING Rhythm Roosters

Cast Of Characters:

Ralphy Baby (Ralph Sima)
On bass guitar and vocals we are honored to have the guy most likely to watch old re-runs of the Honey-Mooners on his laptop, Ralphy Baby (Ralph Sima)!  Ralphy Baby was born in Chicago and moved to Mexico some four years ago.  During his time in the states, Ralphy Baby has had the pleasure of performing with many legendary blues greats including: Pinetop Perkins; Koko Taylor; Junior Wells; Phil Guy; Big Walter Horton; Lefty Dizz; Frankie Lee; Smokey Smothers; Zora Young; Kanika Kress; Big Time Sarah; Maurice John Vaughn; Detroit Junior - as well as rock legends: Jon Anderson; Donovan; The Rivieras; & Shadows of Knight.  This guy does it all WELL!!

Bazooka Ross (Ross Cable)
On drums we have a gentleman so secure in his masculine sexuality that he is even able to wear pink shoes & lacy underwear (so Ralphy Baby tells me) wherever he goes!  And when the band gets to rockin’, he has been known to don extra protective safety equipment in the form of his pink motorcycle helmet!!  Bazooka Ross (Ross Cable) showed up in Mexico in July of 2009 from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada to follow his life-long ambition of playing drums in a Mariachi band - but wound up meeting a couple of ol’ rockers at Crazy Nelly’s one night where he single-handedly brought the band to life!!  These ol’ rockers were able to beg Bazooka Ross to give up his dream of being in a Mariachi band - and join a Rock & Roll / Blues band instead!

“Juan-Ted” (the artist formerly known as Geno)
On lead guitar and vocals we have a player all the way from the San Juan Islands in Northern Washington State.  He has shared the stage with the likes of Kathy McDonald & Larry Knechtel. Traveling and playing throughout the US & Canada, this player was caught up in a scandal of gigantic proportions - and FALSELY accused in twelve US states of illegally removing the tags from Sealy Posturepedic mattresses.  It has been said a person is innocent until proven guilty… but facing the grave penalties associated with such a crime  that the player was FALSELY accused of - & NOT having a lot of faith in the “justice system”  - the player became “Juan-Ted”… -  & fled to Mexico eight years ago to start his music career anew.

The three musicians met in the late fall of 2009 and formed a GREAT R&R / Blues band!! 
 
The band now rocks the bay and surrounding areas on a regular basis with a mix of old R&R favorites and tasty blues tunes.  As the band matures and grows its’ fan base, word is spreading and requests to play at public venues and private functions are pouring in like a "rainy season thunderstorm"!
 “Juan-Ted” & The AMAZING Rhythm Roosters

•  EVERY Thursday At Crazy Nelly’s during the high season –

Start Time 7:30 pm – Right On Hwy 200 Just 200 Meters North Of The OXXO Store At The Los Ayala Turn Off… 

• The Nivel Zero Bar in Rincon de Guayabitos has just asked that “Juan-Ted” & The AMAZING Rhythm Roosters to be their house-band! Details will be available soon!

"Nivel Zero Bar es la mejor opcion para disfrutar con tus amigos en pleno Rincon de Guayabitos, ambientado con elementos modernos y nostalgicos, te invitamos a que nos conozcas y dejes tus comentarios, ahora con internet inalambrico sin costo."

“Juan-Ted” & The AMAZING Rhythm Roosters also performs at: 

* Ana Banana’s in La Cruz                                                                                  
* La Perla’s in San Pancho                                                                             
* Los Afortunados’s in Sayulita                                                                     
* The Plaza for Amigo’s de Lo de Marcos                                                     
* San Pancho Music Festival in San Pancho
* MANY Private Parties!!  (ALWAYS LOTS OF FUN!!)

To request and receive schedule performance updates, please email: GenoLamphiear@hotmail.com

Quite Possibly The Best Lil’ Ol’ R&R / Blues Band In Mexico!

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Also Available For Private Parties!
Email:  GenoLamphiear@hotmail.com
Cell: (322) 117-7804

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