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There is an old Mexican joke that goes like this.....

by Prof. German Estrada
May 25, 2003

There was a big, big ship that was carrying people from all over the world. One day there was a terrible storm and this ship went down, but all the people on board were able to get to shore. Once hey were on solid land, some of the people integrating the different groups, began talking to everybody and saying that the first thing they all had to do was to start getting the materials in order to begin the construction of houses for everybody, etc…

However, there was a Mexican amongst them who would immediately oppose such idea saying that… the first thing they had to do is to form a government. Then came another group who said that the first thing they had to do was to set up some business so that there would be an income for everybody, and they would all have the means to buy, etc.
To this other suggestion the Mexican said again and again, "No, the first thing we have to do, is to form a government…"

A third group came along and proposed something else, which the Mexican guy would immediately refuse, saying… (you guessed right), that they needed first to form a government, etc.

After some days of arguing back and forth, with our Mexican friend against everything that came up as a proposition, everybody was so fed up that someone finally said: "Okay, let's form a government and YOU (addressing our main character), will be our first president…", to which our José guy immediately said "NO, I don't want to be the president!

Everybody looked shocked, taken by surprise. After all they had been through with him and now that they had all finally agreed to form a government, he was refusing to be the first president. When the surprise was over, someone asked him… "Okay, if you don't want to be the president, what is it that you want then?" To which he responded, "Yes, we have to form a government, but I want to be in the opposition…"

This joke came to my mind while reading the history of Mexico, the old history of this country.

When the first tribes began arriving and settling down in the areas that later came to be the territory of our country, there were 36 different languages in use, and about 160 different dialects. How in heaven could each tribe understand what the others said or wanted? Well, they didn't! And there were constant wars between them.

These small and big groups of people were scattered all over this immense territory, and the only contact they had was when there was a conflict, a war. Each of these folks had their own king and high priest, and each had their own culture.

This difference in language, culture, etc., was one of the main reasons (if not the main) that gave the Spaniards the upper hand in the conquest of the Aztecs and the great Tenochtitlan. When they (the Spaniards) arrived in what they called the Americas, Hernán Cortez had 600 men, around 16 horses, some Arcabuzes (the original version of the bazookas), and some rifles. And with that amount of people in his army, and with that amount of "artillery" in their possession, they conquered a country of some millions?
Well?!

All the other tribes (some were called nations) were against the Aztecs. Everybody hated the Aztecs! And for the first time, under the command of the invader, <Hernan Cortez>, who had been mistakenly taken by the natives as the person whom Quetzalcoatl (the most revered god-figure in most of the traditions of these nations) had reincarnated, they joined forces to help the Spaniards defeat the Aztecs. Although all these folks had been fighting each other until the Aztecs became the main force in their world, and although their armies were independent of each other, they saw their chance to destroy the Aztec Empire and decided to join the invaders in the fight.

The great Tenochtitlan was really conquered by the native folks that had lived under the oppression of the hated Aztecs.

Once the final battle was fought and the Aztec Empire destroyed, all these nations became easy prey for the Spaniards. These native folks had been fighting all their lives against each other, and there was no union amongst them. And some of those cultures - that had been equal to or even more advanced than the Europeans - became extinct.

36 different languages… 160 different dialects… each fighting the other…, all those facts contributed to the end results that were applied after the war: the submissive acceptance of the new culture that was based mainly on the spade and the cross. They had never done anything together before the Spaniards came, and now it was almost impossible to get the people together to fight the invaders.

Is it a wonder that we are a folk of so many contradictions?

Well, the facts and figures are there.
(This is only my personal interpretation of whatever history had let us know)

gestrada@pvnet.com.mx

Prof. Germán Estrada is the author of the best selling book, "México Mágico: Everything You Wanted To Know About... But Nobody Told You..." available in Puerto Vallarta at The Net House, Mail Boxes, Etc., Books, Books as well as directly from the author by internet.

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